I always thought time would slow down as I grew older. It hasn't. I finally figured out why.
*Warning Science Content* (OK. Not so much)
As we grow older, our bodies slow down and don't function quite as well. Therefore, time appears to go much quicker. In reality time is still constant, we are what has changed speed.
I came to this realization after falling ill this week and taking a day off work Thursday. I felt better Friday and was busy so I didn't really notice the steps of time. Today, however, was a bit different.
I felt pretty good considering my state of health two days ago. I went got up this morning and headed off to what I had planned to be a productive day. I got my hair cut, went to the bank, got my medications filled and some other stuff I needed to pick up. The day was going well. Since I felt really great compared to Thursday, I decided I would hop to a couple other stores and the mall, just to get in some walking/exercise. It was in the mid 50's outside, so off I went. I didn't return home until after 2 or 2:30 pm.
This is where what I call, The Realization of Time, comes into play.
My lovely bad disks in my back had started to gripe, hence the reason I came home when I did. I brought all my purchases in and sat down to rest for just a few. I checked my work email because I was hoping to get approval for a rental car for my trip. I then decided to assemble the DVD rack I bought to keep the DVD's from tumbling from their temporary position on the DVD player. That done, I decided I would kick back and finish watching whatever the movie was that was on. I woke up after 6 pm wondering why the movie had suddenly gone from something that sounded like a normal movie to some wierd music that I hadn't heard, nor did I want to hear for that matter. Poof! There went my day.
So as you can see, time maybe is more linear and less relative than we thought. Maybe time isn't speeding up. We're Just SLOWWWWWWINN N N G D O W N.
No comments:
Post a Comment